“you two kids think you’re allowed to smooch on school property?”
Old fart: “I think I gotta make a few phone calls.”
Me: “Wow, seriously?”
Old fart: “Yeah, the police.”
Tyler: “WELL OKAY SIR.”
Old fart: “-glares-“
Tyler: “HEY, OLD MAN’S GOTTA BABY DICK”
-runs-
