REALITY IS JUST AN ILLUSION.

tell me this isn’t genius, i’ll knock you out.

I wish I’d seen you in my bad dreams

I wish I’d see you when I fall asleep

I wish I bought you your first cake

Embarrassed at first then feeling brave

I wish I’d been on your first date

I’d wish I’d call you way too late

I wish your parents hated me

I wish I grew up on your street

I wish I’d seen you in the holy land

The parietal lobe that moves my hands

I wished the weather changed with you

Whenever you cried the world cried too

I wish you wouldn’t drink so much

I wish you shivered at my touch

I wish you wouldn’t bother me

I wish it all, I wish it all to sea.

i love you, i really do. incredible lyrics at the end of that song.

oh and i love how you never put up the lyrics, we gotta guess for ourselves.

it’s very fun.

you amaze me, johnny.

get your ass on myspace and

add this band called the elephant only zoo.

Well, it’s not really a band. It’s only Johnny from the devil and a penny.

I love his work, he’s incredible.

You’re gonna be big someday, my friend.

“you two kids think you’re allowed to smooch on school property?”

Old fart: “I think I gotta make a few phone calls.”

Me: “Wow, seriously?”

Old fart: “Yeah, the police.”

Tyler: “WELL OKAY SIR.”

Old fart: “-glares-“

Tyler: “HEY, OLD MAN’S GOTTA BABY DICK”

-runs-

some shitty song i wrote. whatever.

She was a daughter hiding her depression

She was a woman making an impression

She was the girl sitting next to you

Messy hair and untied shoes

She was the one asking you to care

She was the best friend hoping you’d be there

She wept alone on the bathroom floor

Bruises on her arms were really sore

The sound of your voice was ringin’ in her ears   

Being alone was her biggest fear 

The worst of situations would make her stronger

until it all built up and she couldn’t take it any longer

You’d lay on her shoulder

When your bones were sore

from wasting your day

Helping father do chores

She held you in her arms 

That day you cried 

when your little cat   

Mitten had died 

You think to yourself

Where’s she been? 

You don’t know where she’s gone 

With who or why or when   

You called up her phone, 

No one answered at the house  

You knocked on her door  

It was as quiet as a mouse 

You went back home and   sat on your couch 

A frown on your face  And a horrible slouch 

She came in the door  

Smiled and tied her shoe 

Sat next to you on the couch

And said ‘you know I’ll always be there for you.’